The clock is ticking and that means FETIDUS is now only TWO WEEKS away from launch! The fateful day is almost upon us, but that doesn’t mean I can’t share a little more of the world of FETIDUS with you right here, right now.

You see, there’s a voice in Art Blanchard’s head that keeps coming back to haunt him. It’s a voice that calls out to him, a voice that will never let him rest… and I’m sure Art wouldn’t mind if he could find some way to end the nightmare… and the memories. Perhaps if I share it with you, it might take some of the burden off of his own, charred soul. Help Art Blanchard… listen to the clip below.

Click below to listen to an excerpt from FETIDUS: The Damned Heir:

Download audio file: “FETIDUS – The Voice in Art Blanchard’s Head”

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Click below to listen to an excerpt from FETIDUS: The Damned Heir:

Please note: The original release version of the audio file for this post has been moved to the Episode Archive – Original Releases. Please check the homepage for updates on availability of current FETIDUS releases.

The world of Art Blanchard, Esq. isn’t exactly pretty, but it is what it is. Washington, D.C. has surely seen better days, and FETIDUS is there to help make things just a little bit better. One zombie at a time. Here is an excerpt from FETIDUS: The Damned Heir:

“The night was unusually dark and oppressively humid, even for DC, which was locked in a nasty heatwave. DC in late July was not exactly the most pleasant place to be when the sticky humidity was in full force, even in the evening. It could be as bad as New Orlando in the summer, or worse yet, even Panama City. Still, the night was better than the hellish mid-day. Probably one of the many reasons why I preferred to work late at night.

The stench of old DC was particularly intense this time of year, which was not necessarily a bad thing, depending on how you looked at it. More than a decade of cleaning and rebuilding couldn’t purge this town of the thick odor that still clung to every surface. Even the new town seemed infused with it. It was an odor that reminded me of an unkempt morgue. I liked it….”

Click below to listen to an excerpt from FETIDUS: The Damned Heir:

Please note: The original release version of the audio file for this post has been moved to the Episode Archive – Original Releases. Please check the homepage for updates on availability of current FETIDUS releases.

Meet Art Blanchard, Esq., of the DC office of FETIDUS, The Foundation for the Ethical Treatment of the Innocently Damned, Undead and Supernatural. Here are a few of the things he has to say about himself:

“Some people thought I was a mean old bastard whom you didn’t want to cross in a dark alley behind one of the many seedy bars in DC, and they were partially right. It all depended on who you were and why you were there, and what you meant by ‘old.’

Other people thought I was a sick zombie-lover, the sort that marched with the Zombie Outbreak of ’21, and they were partially right too. What they didn’t know was why I did it.

Still others thought I was once a talented lawyer who had crashed and burned a few years back and now washed up defending back-street blood-sucking scum and the undead because that’s all I could do now. They were partially right too, but for the wrong reasons….”

Click below to listen to an excerpt from FETIDUS: The Damned Heir:

Please note: The original release version of the audio file for this post has been moved to the Episode Archive – Original Releases. Please check the homepage for updates on availability of current FETIDUS releases.